A bicycle kick, a soccer championship, in the snow

What AI thinks Pele doing a bicycle kick looks like. This is going well.

That's right - Ottawa won a championship soccer game, in the snow, with a bicycle kick. The only way this could have been more canadian would have involved a Mountie, passing maple syrup - It's in our veins - to a couple beavers, a flannel shirt and a curling rock.

This is going super well - AI's rendition of the above description. We're in good hands, folks. Pele's now a white woman in heels, and whatever that beaver-bison-from-hell with a stick is, it's about to eat Pele, or beat her severely. Might as well, their leg is crooked.

Maybe a couple beers - Oh wait, no, they had that, eh. Anyways, congratulations to the Men's friendly International for this uniquely Canadian moment in sports history !